Poor fucking Uno turbo!

Look at this, god damn all that money wasted on it!

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/fiat-uno-turbo-ie/1054731747#photo-content

Not your cup a tea?   

Oh, FFS!!

Louie wrote:Not your cup a tea?   

Funnily enough, no.

Fiat uno turbo ie 10 mouths mot tax 4 mouths left 96000 to much to put on ir and no offers was will not take less 5000 !!
Engine full rebuilt
Head gasket metal one to take more boost !!!
1.3 bar on turbo
Remote start wich alarm and turbo timer
Lambo doors
Front mount
New paint work
Dvd player double din wich internet and gps
Bucket seats
To much to list lol
I am full mechanic and toke me 2 years to do to much staff on the car and to much money u are welcome to come and see the car but will don t let no one test it i will be driving the car till i get payd was its to much time wasters on ir sorry...4 more just ask i am happy to wanser ...no offers will not be wanser...

Am I asking too much by expecting a basic level of English to be employed? There's entirely too much wansering going on in there for my liking...If anyone can interpret that last paragraph into something that resembles a proper statement it would help a lot...

But anyway to the car...lose the shit, cheap graphics, the dragon ones are entirely retarded. If you enjoy looking at a fat slappers tramp stamp best head down to the local Lightning White emporium...

That wing...I'm fairly certain that the Malaysians will be wanting that for their investigations.....

£5000...and you cheaped out on multifits....MULTIFITS!!!

The doors...I'm a fat fuck who owns a MK1, it fits me...just. In no small part to the normally opening doors, the ones designed not to make me look like i've gone full retard...

On the plus side, nice colour, decent looking engine bay. Lose the Playskool/council flat twat look, redo the doors, drop 50% off the price and you stand a chance of selling....

bit of an animal that.

The work done on that UT looks to be of a high standard. However, the 'mechanic' seems to have had zero sense of good taste whilst carrying out the work. Then again, I'm sure this car will be 'da bollox' amongst all the Chavs on the local housing estate...

Chas Uno wrote:The work done on that UT looks to be of a high standard. However, the 'mechanic' seems to have had zero sense of good taste whilst carrying out the work. Then again, I'm sure this car will be 'da bollox' amongst all the Chavs on the local housing estate...

lol.

I actually like it though, not the lambo doors but the car and the colour.
I personally woudn't pay more than £2k for it though as i found out the more standard uno turbo's are the more money you can ask.